JUNK DATA, JUNK RESULTS: AN ABYSMAL APPRAISAL

Let me tell you, this thingamajig is a total lemon. It's like the developers took all the terrible ideas they could find and mashed them into one clunky package. I mean, seriously, the instructions are about as understandable as a foreign language. You'd think with all the promotion surrounding this toy, it would actually perform. But nope, it's j